Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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