So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
babies were throwing up all over the place
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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