dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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