I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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