i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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