The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sext me about skeletons
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
