No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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