Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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