a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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