He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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