who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is the high leading the old right now
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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