Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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