...so i touched it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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