and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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