so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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