how can u be prego again
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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