who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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