problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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