i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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