Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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