brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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