Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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