im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So much rum. So many feels.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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