My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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