everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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