you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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