apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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