Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I don't think brook has ever known best
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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