I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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