We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
bring money and cleavage
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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