I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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