I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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