I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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