it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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