Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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