I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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