where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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