Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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