ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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