How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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