i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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