problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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