So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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