operation harelip BJ is a go
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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