In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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