i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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