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you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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