Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We just shotgunned beers for America
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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