when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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