every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Randomize