He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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