Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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