this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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