I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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