What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
