Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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