she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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