i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
